Unfortunately— and literally no one is talking about this— if you buy many many little treats for yourself, cumulatively, this can add up to a larger amount of money, if you add the numbers together. I’m not sure if there’s anything to be done about this but thought I would bring it to the attention of my beloved and far-reaching audience
You’re right. Marx wants me to buy kpop photocards. I bet his bias would be Hyunjin too
A collection of photos I can’t believe are real..
Everyone else go home. Phuwin shaking hands with Tom Cruise wins.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
Reblogging because I'm Irish. And I live in the home of these potatoes. And they are magical.
This is what they look like before midnight. But come that magic hour, when the Potato Fairy (great Queen Solanacea herself) visits them and imbues the worthy ones with her power, they take on the true golden gleam and hue that shows forth their goodness to the world.
Only for the hours between midnight and dawn (or when they cross your dash) may they bend the forces of the world to their finders' benefit. After that they conceal their virtue under mere vitamin content and their quality as chips. Yet they are always golden at heart.
So respect the Golden Potato.
Wouldn’t it be nice to have you between my legs? My breasts pressed against your back and your head resting on my shoulder as I kiss and suck on your neck. Just whispering the sweetest things in your ear while I tease your nipples and run my hands down your body until I finally feel the mess between your legs. Slowly rubbing that sensitive spot… almost painfully slow so I can hear you cry out and beg me to go faster.
